August 2009
“Yeah I give my lady raincoats…. I keep my lady dry and and get her wet at...”
– John C. Dutcher
Me: Vamos a pintar mi pelon........
Alexa: ........ughyeahsure
I think I saw Paul Rudd, Reese Witherspoon and...
But seriously after having Paul Rudd wave to me while on the phone with Alexa for the tenth time in 2 hours while waiting for my horror film class’ supplemental screening to start I began to feel like an idiot. But PS Reese Witherspoon is a total cutie and so is Owen Wilson’s dog.
spotted: Paul Rudd looking like a total bro again....
- xoxo
Dutcher, Joey and I saw Paul Rudd today. We all...
Box of Franzia: $12
Pancake Mix: $5
Maple Syrup: $3
Coming home drunk and making pancakes at age 20 and realizing you’ve never done this before and don’t know what the fuck you’re doing: priceless.
I legitimataly just escorted a crackhead to her...
it’s her birthday and her asshole boyfriend was harassing her for $5 and once he left after we yelled at him I rode her home and told her how beautiful she is an how she didn’t need him. She was crying about how scared she was of him coming to get her and she didnt have a phone. She didn’t once ask for money. It was really sad.
Happy birthday Karen.
“My drummer used to date her.”
– get me the fuck out of this party.
I’m constantly disappointing someone. None of my friends can hang out with each other and then for some reason they all ask to hang out with me on the same day. I just had 3 clashing invitations. I think I’ll just stay in tonight.
Lewis Carroll was a mathematics professor at...
(via fuckyeahfacts)
Galileo exhibit at the Franklin Institute at 9am....
Is it burrito time yet?
