Driving home from Tempe @ 8:30am
Me: Hey are you ok?
Mom: Yeah I'm just sick.
Me: Oh my God me too I'm so hungover, I'm dropping Alexa off and then coming over.
Mom: God me too, that's actually probably why I'm sick.
Me: You drank last night?
Mom: Yeah well I figure I have these days off from work, I might as well take advantage of it...
Me: That's ma' mom... anyway I'm going to get a burrito do you want one?
It’s so annoying… he never eats his food.– Alexa talking about her Sim character. Ugh, goodbye girlfriend.
Stoners like candles right?– Danielle trying to find a Christmas present for her dad
Best flight ever
I just had people periodically bring me drinks and snacks while I listened to Lady Gaga, sat on Tumblr, and looked at hot naked supermodels for 3 hours as I was flying across the bible belt of America. So good.
I’m on the internets on an airplane… FOR FREE. This flight is going to go by quickly/I hope there’s not too many bOObs on my dash today. I don’t think this old couple next to me could take it.
This weekend can suck my d
Today: Alexa flew home/is flying home to Arizona right now. Work @ Space from 4pm-? (I’m so tired/hungover) Saturday: It’s going to snow and I have to be at work Work @ Anthony’s from 9am-8:30pm (I will wanna die) Walk home in the snow. Sunday: It’s going to snow again and I have to be at work. Work @ Anthony’s from 9am-7:30pm (Might die but will keep going...
Juicy is one rhinestone away from being Ed Hardy.