August 2008
“The powdercoaters didn’t have either of the colors I wanted.”
– Bummer.
“I’m really excited for Krystal to get here!”
Watch(via johncdutcher)
Lovin’ it Craig. (Made by Dutcher.)
P.S. I’m really excited that Dutcher got a Tumblr.
The 90's were all about teenagers kicking ass, but...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
The Secret World of Alex Mack
Street Sharks
Animorphs
Biker Mice From Mars
Gargoyles - The Goliath Chronicles
Pizza
Me: Slices Desert Ridge...
Lady: Yeah hi how big are your pizzas?
Me: There's a 16" and a 19"
Lady: How much are they?
Me: Well it depends what you want on it. It could be $15.50 to $19.50
Lady: Do you have any combos? Combo deals?
Me: No.
Lady: No?
Me: No.
Lady: Do you have anything other than pizza?
Me: No just pizza.
Lady: You don't have any heroes or....
Me: No just pizza.
Lady: You don't have any salads?
Me: No JUST pizza.
Lady: No wings?
Me: NO JUST PIZZA!
Lady: Ok I'll call right back thanks.
The phone rang about 10 min later and I didn't answer. Maybe it was her, maybe it wasn't. Either way the stupid bitch didn't get any pizza.
When Life Imitates The Office, Everybody Wins
carlovely:
“Remember when Michael Scott said he was opening Mike’s Cereal Shack, a restaurant that serves only cereal, and you thought “man, that sounds like an awesome idea!”?
Well, turns out a couple of other people thought the same thing — a couple people with some seed money to spare — and they decided to make that idea a really. A Creality.
From the official website: “At Cereality,...
“Woah I should try and sleep.”
– 2:59AM
“Everyone on Blogspot needs to come over to Tumblr. I’m tired of...”
can you guess the movie from just one letter? →
blockades:
morgenstern:
for movies and fonts fans :-)
I got 21/46. I haven’t seen a lot of those so it was pretty tough.
“i used to get so angry when i would say i was a feminist and people would...”
– claudelemonde on LJ
This is the best thing I’ve read all day.
(via jgh)
(via therandomnessofyes)
“China has the largest rainmaking (operation) in the world”
– professor Wang Guanghe
Our governments can control the weather, and apparently it’s old news.
“Diet coke is pretty much the bud light of coffee.”
– Peter (via fat) (via therandomnessofyes)
It’s true.
